Signs of VPS
1) Do you get angry or irritated if something doesn’t go your way?
2) Do you get more angry and irritated to make it go your way?
3) Do you think public transportation is beneath you? Do you consider your boyfriend to be you public transportation.
4) Do you think …whats the next thing I want….after you receive a gift?
5) Do you think your boyfriend should buy and pay for everything.
6) Do you live at home and have minimal responsibilities in life?
7) Do you believe that the money you make is yours…but your boyfriend works for his money and its also yours?
8) Do you start and argument so you can get reassurance because of your own insecurity.
9) Do you expect to be fed instantly when you are hunrgy?
10) Whatever your boyfriend wants you will want the opposite because it has to be your way.
11) Do you get more angry to cover up the original problem….even if you are mistaken.
12) Do you always have to be right?
13) Does the word “we” or “us” exist in your vocabulary or only “I” and “Me”
14) Do you reply “No” before the other party finishes their sentence because you are always right?
15) Do you always have to have he last word
16) Do you turn your boyfriend to a living coatrack while he follows you for hours trying on clothes?
17) Do you get mad if people are late but if you are late its ok.
18) Do speak extra nice ….baby talk when you want something?
19) Do you like to buy heels but complain if you are not driven to the door or have to walk more than 10 minutes.
20) Do you expect your boyfriend to park 10 meters from the destination…or else expect him to do 30 laps or 30 minutes trying to look for parking.
21) Do you think that you are the only person out of your group that starts trends and put down your friends that dress similar to you.
22) When you ask for an opinion and it isn’t the same do you get angry.
23) Do you think its ok to have ex’s as friends, guys that have crushes as friends, but the second your boyfriend talks to a girl you get mad at him.
24) Do you need to be the center of attention even if what you are yammering about makes no sense.
25) Do you talk about materialistic things you cant afford like they are easy to obtain like a snickers bar.
26) Do you put people down indirectly and make the insecure but really its to boost your own insecurity.
27) Do you have the emotional maturity of a 12 year old living at home…and you are between the ages of 25-35
28) Do you blame everything and everyone around you …because you can never do wrong.
29.) Do you expect your bf to pay the bouncer $100 dollars a head to avoid line ups in clubs, then expect him to buy all your drinks inside. - Konvict
Please add to this list if you have any more insight on this awful epidemic.
