<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90340652975988818</id><updated>2011-04-21T19:21:24.637-07:00</updated><title type='text'>VPS - the epidemic (aka VAP)</title><subtitle type='html'>How do you know you have it, What is it? It is a condition that is effecting females in their early teens to adulthood over the lower mainland area. This condition has been cultivating over the last 2 decades but has reached the high over the last few years. Almost 1 in 5 females are infected. This is known as Vancouver Princess Syndrome.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vancouver-princess-syndrome.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/90340652975988818/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vancouver-princess-syndrome.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Pixelus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03988837247007760408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='12' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BoEfL-VGo_8/SwJauhQ5j3I/AAAAAAAAAF4/28-lbnOKl2k/S220/drew.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90340652975988818.post-6756820803507273636</id><published>2008-11-20T00:26:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-20T12:11:32.201-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Signs of VPS</title><content type='html'>Signs of VPS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1)      Do you get angry or irritated if something doesn’t go your way?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2)      Do you get more angry and irritated to make it go your way?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3)      Do you think public transportation is beneath you? Do you consider your boyfriend to be you public transportation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4)      Do you think …whats the next thing I want….after you receive a gift?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5)      Do you think your boyfriend should buy and pay for everything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6)      Do you live at home and have minimal responsibilities in life?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7)      Do you believe that the money you make is yours…but your boyfriend works for his money and its also yours?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8)      Do you start and argument so you can get reassurance because of your own insecurity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9)    Do you expect to be fed instantly when you are hunrgy?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10)  Whatever your boyfriend wants you will want the opposite because it has to be your way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11)  Do you get more angry to cover up the original problem….even if you are mistaken.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12)  Do you always have to be right?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13)  Does the word “we” or “us” exist in your vocabulary or only “I” and “Me”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14)  Do you reply “No” before the other party finishes their sentence because you are always right?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15)  Do you always have to have he last word&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16)  Do you turn your boyfriend to a living coatrack while he follows you for hours trying on clothes?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17)  Do you get mad if people are late but if you are late its ok.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18)  Do speak extra nice ….baby talk when you want something?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;19)  Do you like to buy heels but complain if you are not driven to the door or have to walk more than 10 minutes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20)  Do you expect your boyfriend to park 10 meters from the destination…or else expect him to do 30 laps or 30 minutes trying to look for parking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;21)  Do you think that you are the only person out of your group that starts trends and put down your friends that dress similar to you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;22)  When you ask for an opinion and it isn’t the same do you get angry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23)  Do you think its ok to have ex’s as friends, guys that have crushes as friends, but the second your boyfriend talks to a girl you get mad at him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;24)  Do you need to be the center of attention even if what you are yammering about makes no sense.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;25)  Do you talk about materialistic things you cant afford like they are easy to obtain like a snickers bar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;26)  Do you put people down indirectly and make the insecure but really its to boost your own insecurity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;27)  Do you have the emotional maturity of a 12 year old living at home…and you are between the ages of 25-35&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;28)  Do you blame everything and everyone around you …because you can never do wrong.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;29.) Do you expect your bf to pay the bouncer $100 dollars a head to avoid line ups in clubs, then expect him to buy all your drinks inside. - &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Konvict&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please add to this list if you have any more insight on this awful epidemic.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/90340652975988818-6756820803507273636?l=vancouver-princess-syndrome.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://vancouver-princess-syndrome.blogspot.com/feeds/6756820803507273636/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://vancouver-princess-syndrome.blogspot.com/2008/11/signs-of-vps_20.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/90340652975988818/posts/default/6756820803507273636'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/90340652975988818/posts/default/6756820803507273636'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://vancouver-princess-syndrome.blogspot.com/2008/11/signs-of-vps_20.html' title='Signs of VPS'/><author><name>BagBoy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16316599453651011172</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
